If you do all of your pees and poops in the toilet we will buy you some toy robots...and you can have a lollipop and some chocolate eggs....and a baby sister (well, maybe not right now)....and we'll take you out for ice-cream....and we'll let you watch Caillou any time you want....and we'll let you fly in a rocket ship....and you can have a hot dog party and invite all of your friends....and you can drive the car...and you can have pancakes for breakfast, lunch and dinner every day for a week....and you can go to Loblaws to visit the lobsters....and you can blow the hairdryer....and we'll take you to the movies....and you can put sprinkles and raisins on everything....and you can coat yourself from head to toe in stickers...and you can play in the sink and we won't get mad if you spill water on the floor....and you can carve a pumpkin and have a Christmas tree even though it's the wrong time of year....and you can choose out whatever underwear you want....and you can play with fire (well maybe not, but you can watch daddy make a fire)...and you can eat breakfast on the airplane...and you can jump on the bed...and you can have a cat even though I'm deathly allergic to fur....and you can wear pajamas to daycare....and you can have a sip of my adult drink...and you won't have to have a hair wash for a long, long time...and we can play the alphabet game...and we can read the same books over and over until mommy and daddy go insane...and you name it, you got it!
What do you say? Is it a deal????
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