For once I'd like...
- to get to work and not find some sort of snot smear on my clothes.
- to have a private moment to myself in the bathroom. When I ask for privacy the little guy disappears for 5 seconds and then returns with an imaginary object in his hand. He says, "Here you go mom. I got you some privacy."
- to look under the dining room table and not find any crumbs.
- for people to stop asking me when I'm going to have another baby. Leave me alone already!
- to have a bath without the company of sharks and dolphins.
- to win the lottery.
- a jacket that doesn't spring holes in the pockets.
- to eat my breakfast in peace. Every day after eating a breakfast big enough for an elephant the little guy says, "Bite? Bite?" in the moochiest of voices.
- a one minute pick-up from daycare instead of what feels like an endless string of lollygagging tactics.
- a three day a week job that pays the same or more than my current full-time job.
- to make it out the door without forgetting something.
- a self-cleaning house.
- to be able to eat anything I want but not gain any weight.
- to write all of the stories I have in my head into a collection of best-selling novels.
- for someone else make my lunch (hint hint).
- a pair of pants that I don't need to hem.
- the little guy to say,"I'm not going to go in my diaper any more!"
- a little bit of "me" time with no strings attached.
- to feel a little more like the energizer bunny.
Now it's your turn. What would you like?
1 comment:
for once i'd like to be able to get in and out of my car without having road salt all over my coat!
snot smear on clothes is never a good thing and i am assuming its from a little person? lol
my kids are 11 and i still have crumbs under the table. heres a solution - get a dog but then again that brings a whole new set of issues
i know what you mean about the day care pick up. this used to drive me crazy. then i got a cell phone and started calling the teacher to ask that the girls 'be ready' when i got there. cheeky eh!
good post!
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