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Hubby: I think you should clean the poop off his boots.
Me: Oh, really? And why do you think that?
Hubby: Because you are "pro" dog. You think dogs are so great and so cute. You don't care that they crap all over because dogs are so great and all. And I don't really like dogs all that much. They are kind of nasty and disgusting.
Me: So you think I should clean off his boots because I like dogs and you don't?
Hubby: Yes. Yes I do.
Me: You should also know that I am "pro" people picking up after their dogs. I am not "pro" letting dogs crap wherever they like.
I think you should clean off the boots.
Hubby: So what is your argument. I think my argument is pretty strong.
Me: Well, let's see. I made your breakfast, lunch and dinner today. I also did the grocery shopping. Plus I get the little guy up, dressed and out the door every single morning which, as you know, is not the easiest of tasks these days. And....(I went on for 5 minutes rattling off my list). So, you should clean the poop.
Or, I'll clean them in your shower :-0
Hubby: Okay, fine. Let's just buy new boots.
Me: Fine. New boots it is.
This morning it was damp outside so he had to wear boots. Hubby was in the shower and time was ticking so I ended up cleaning the boots. I soaked them in a bucket of hot water in the yard. Life is so unfair.
I should have tossed them in the shower with hubby....